World Cup Trophies Stolen from FIFA Offices

ITS '66 ALL OVER AGAIN

Seven World Cup trophies stolen from FIFA offices

The Spoiler

Robbers get fancy new mantelpiece ornaments

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Thieves have pilfered seven replica trophies from FIFA’s temporary World Cup headquarters in Johannesburg.

FIFA have understandably kept schtum on the rather embarrassing issue, but South African police commissioner Gen. Bheki Cele (he’s been busy) told reporters earlier today:

“We know there was a burglary at the FIFA offices. Seven replicas of the World Cup were stolen and several sweaters. Police are looking into it.”

Reports claim authorities believe it to have been an inside job and are looking for suspects “very familiar with the environment in the FIFA offices”. And anyone wearing a swanky new jumper, we presume.

Fat lot of good that Louis Vuitton security trunk was.

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